My real life

Time that I tell something about myself. I live in Berlin, the capital of Germany. In school I have a lot of bad teachers who think I'm too dumb to get the A-levels, despite that I'm one of the best students in my class. After school I hang out with my buddies until late at night, as I have parents who don't care about me and my brother who is a criminal. My father is a phlegmatic unemployed social parasite who drinks alcohol all day and my mother cleans up the flat all day and brings beer bottles to my father. She is, like my father, abnormally fat and is at home all day, while I'm a slim sixteen-year-old, who is out of the house all day.

I can relate bro.

Thanks. It's not easy to live in such a loser family, while you have much higher goals.

Finally my father that fat, drunken and unemployed bastard has kicked the bucket. I found him tonight in his armchair along with a lot of beer bottles and he is dead. Obviously as a result of a heart attack which can be attributed to his unhealthy lifestyle. It's so great that that fat bastard finally popped off. That cripple ruined my childhood and my brother became a criminal and was kicked out of the house when he was eighteen. My father also wanted to kick me out. He said: "I can't let live some useless brats like you off me. I just get social welfare benefits from this fucking capitalist state."